Dunk me in a river, cuz there’s a flippin’ Satan and Me category on Fanfiction.net. If you guys wrote fics, you can always submit them here now, apparently. It may be easier than just doing tumblr drabbles.
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
Glass headstonesImagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.
I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.
There are two kinds of people
if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
I read this post on my phone while shitting and it made my life a million times better