therealandycohen:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

I LOVE THIS WOMAN. STILL HAVE GOOSEBUMPS FROM LAST NIGHT!

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

iguanamouth:


i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

piertotum-locomottor:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

her name could be noelia tho

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

besturlonhere:

well i ran out of 25 macbook pros and DSLR cameras during my last give  away haha but i got something new now. we got ten brand new helicopters the other day and i’m giving one away to one of my followers at the end of this week. someone will get a new in shrinkwrap bell oh-58 helicopter but you gotta do the paper work yourself 

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