Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
I LOVE THIS WOMAN. STILL HAVE GOOSEBUMPS FROM LAST NIGHT!
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
her name could be noelia tho
I CAN’T BREATHE
Neither can the dog
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
well i ran out of 25 macbook pros and DSLR cameras during my last give away haha but i got something new now. we got ten brand new helicopters the other day and i’m giving one away to one of my followers at the end of this week. someone will get a new in shrinkwrap bell oh-58 helicopter but you gotta do the paper work yourself